Yeah, I love them strippers
Yeah, I love them strippers
Yeah, I love them strippers
Yeah, I love them strippers
2 Chainz loves the scrippers (strippers) and so does everyone else. This subculture that grew out of the Dirty South has creeped into the mainstream. Strippers have become celebrities and celebrities are trying to look like strippers. There are a couple of celebrities that don't have to try to be sexy or provocative like strippers … they just have that swagger. We are not saying it in a ratchet or raunchy way. We are talking about that sensual, provocative and sexy way. There is a skill, style and swagger to strippers that is all there own.
But imagine if some of our favorite celebrities were strippers. Maybe Beyonce ... nah she just doesn’t have that freak factor. How about Melanie Fiona ... nah she's too cute for that type of spot. Rihanna would be perfect selection for a stripper because she is fierce, dangerous, and sexy. She talks that talk and can get loud and unapologetic when she needs to. She’s bout that money and dudes definitely fight over her. She is the perfect candidate. Here are five reasons that make her the perfect candidate for a celebrity to stripper career switch.
Confident
Rihanna gets naked probably as much as strippers. I’m not judging you baby, but I do follow you on instagram. You look YUMMY!!! No wonder Drake and Chris Brown don’t mind mixing it up in the name of love and lust. It’s also because Rihanna is nothing but confident. She shows it on the camera, in photos, on stage and in person. She knows who she is, what she wants and she is not apologetic about it at all. Rihanna’s confidence and ability to take chances and stick to it is what separates her from the rest. In the strip club that confidence is what would connect her to her “fans” aka potential clients. If you act like you’re the sh*t, those dudes will spend their whole check on you. If you happen to catch a “balla” then that confidence might get you a good amount of bands.
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Good Girl Gone BadThe quiet Bajan girl linked up with the Brooklynite Jay-Z and went HAM. She took that squeaky clean image and pushed the envelope. The edgy hairstyles, instagram pics, weed smoking and forbidden love affair with her boo Chris Brown just make her bad and dangerous. That’s exactly what you want at the strip club! The S club is no place for prissy girls that don’t like to get down and dirty. You have to be real rough and real nasty! LOL
Rated R BodyRihanna's body is bad and she knows how to grind it. Her Caribbean roots come in handy once again as she uses it to move her body. Rihanna is slim, trim and thick in the right places. No cat in the club would mind a lap dance by this vixen. Her body is tight and right baby!
TattoosOne of the requirements to being a super stripper is having some DOPE body art. Rihanna does not fail in this category. She has various tattoes in yummy places. The thing about her tattoos are that they are always just the right size to give it a rough, but sexy look.
Do you know all her tattoos by heart and where they are located?
ExoticRihanna has an exotic look and she has an accent. For those who have mixed and mingled in a "busy" strip club, you know sometimes the choices can be a bit over-whelming. That exotic thing always works for her and would score well in the S club.